a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.
"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."
"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."
"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"
by B-Zang June 15, 2007
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by Crys February 17, 2003
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The second floor men's room is amazingly compooper friendly. I watched a whole season of Family Guy on Hulu while backing out 24 hot wings and three draft beers from lunch.
by KenTitus November 16, 2011
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When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair
"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!
"wow that's Impressive"
"wow that's Impressive"
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 27, 2019
Get the Cumpoo mug.You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.
by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007
Get the Mack Cumpooter mug.Cumpoo is where you cum into someone's hair and then have them rub it in and wash it off. This means they will have washed their hair with cum so it will be nice and clean.
John:How often do you wash your hair adam?
Adam:Not very often but when i do i use cumpoo.
John:EEWWW!
Adam:You don't even want to get me started on head and shoulders!
Adam:Not very often but when i do i use cumpoo.
John:EEWWW!
Adam:You don't even want to get me started on head and shoulders!
by Beccles May 22, 2015
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