Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Cummoley

A practical joke where the filling of any given pastry, especially cannolis, is replaced with cum.

"Did you see the look on his face when he bit into that cummoley? Classic!"

by El King Mads January 1, 2012

cuckmonkey

An obnoxiously loud person

Quiet down you fucking cuckmonkey!

by ZenB22 January 16, 2021

Chamonkey

A nigger from the Micronesian island of Guam.

All these fucking Chamonkeys keep saying Hafa Adai.

How can a Chamonkey say the mainland is dangerous. Motherfucker you have machete attacks twice a week.
All these Chamonkeys family trees built like a wreath.

by I may not like niggers April 17, 2025