Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

Cuntastic

A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.

OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.

by IW4444 March 4, 2010

Cultist Roach

Niggas that whose name starts "M" and ends with "-agey"

Madre: aye nigga, you take out the trash yet
Cultist Roaches: but mum i cant fit in that trash can anymore uwu

by saintyudas September 24, 2018

cuntstick

A device used to block the dripping of your vaginal walls. Can also be used as an insult for someone.

My brother Tyler is a cuntstick. I don't have a pad would you like a cuntstick?

by thealmightyashley May 21, 2006

cuntastic

to be more than fantastic almost to the point of wanting to spooge all over you or someone nearest to you.

damn that bitch is cuntastic.

by dickie September 19, 2003

Cumtastic

a description of something that will make you cum easily. usually a person or a random object (only used with sarcasm). It comes from the word fantastic.

this girls booty is cumtastic!

by fewofhewoghfwiei June 18, 2011

Cuntastic

Something that is either as wonderful or as disgusting as female genitalia. May have a pejorative or positive connotation depending on context and on the ennunciator's views on female genitals in general.

1. Damn Freddy, you smell cuntasitic, is that the new axe cologne?

2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.

by i am in your pants November 4, 2009