Cuddles for puddles

Adjective

A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.

2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule

"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"

"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"

by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016

Puddle Cuddle

When a group of people hug or huddle together while crying. Commonly seen at events such as graduations.

At the class's graduation, they all joined together, sobbing, in a massive Puddle Cuddle.

by St. Pierre May 6, 2013

Cuddle Puddle

A phrase that can be used in whatever way meets the needs of a vindictive jealous person

Omg Janet has no clue what cuddle puddle means! Let’s make shit up on UD

by HRQueen July 22, 2025

Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.

Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.

by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay

Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.

by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016

Cuddle Puddle

After sex cuddling in the wet spot.

After she squirted, we cuddle puddled in the wet spot.

by Kellydunn September 16, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

the puddle of sex juices created while cuddling after sex

i had a hard time leaving the cuddle puddle last night because it was so warm and cozy

by sprtrmp December 2, 2018