VERB
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.

Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)

Cryptic Dumper by jaketd12 February 22, 2010

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Cryptic Castle

A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.

Boy 1 : have u seen cryptic castle

Boy 2 : no
Boy 1 : ok
Boy 2 : ok

Cryptic Castle by Synced_out_ May 24, 2021

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Cryptic_ytp

A stupid brit with way too much free time and no life

"who is cryptic_ytp?" "idfk he is irrelevant"

Cryptic_ytp by Mr Ali a September 20, 2020

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