Internet Crusader

A person on the internet who goes around preaching what they think is right or wrong and acting upon it.

Internet Crusader: "BRONIES ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THEY MUST ALL BE KILLED!"

Internet Crusader: "WE MUST STOP THE ASIAN INVASION OF HENTAI!!"

Regular Person: "Let people like what they like"

by Verifirs March 13, 2014

Porn Crusader

Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy

"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."

"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"

by Lilikin March 3, 2005

anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

A student group at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) ran for the sole purpose of extracting serious lulz from the otherwise deadened student populace. The organization is a grotesque parody of the Campus Crusade for Christ but does reflect the cult-like following the works of Lovecraft et al. have garnered at MIT. Various activities include Sunday readings from the Necronomicon, the BBQ goat sacrifice during Campus Preview Weekend and Rush, and idol crafting circles. Their goal is to ensure they are eaten last when Cthulhu devours the world...so they can watch everyone else's suffering.

Student 1: "Hey, you gonna join CCC?"
Student 2: "Yeah, Christ rocks!"
Student 1: "Oh, no, man, I was talking about the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu!"

CCCMIT member: "Join us, and you shall be devoured last when mighty Cthulhu awakens and rises from the city of R'yleh!"

by MITFroshling#1 December 13, 2010

crusades

The Crusades were a several centuries delayed response to Islamic jihad. When Pope Urban II called the First Crusade in 1095, the followers of the prophet had already spread across the Middle East and North Africa by force.

People who think the Crusades preceded Islamic jihad have been brainwashed by politicial correctness.

by colonel jack mustard February 13, 2010

crusade-like

Being similar to or in a form of a crusade

The attack against the furfags was very crusade-like

by Crispy Potato March 23, 2020

Calorie Crusade

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.

Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016