crumber

Crumber originates from Bussyland on Obamacraft, when a high-ranking admin accidentally said crumber instead of crumble.

or

When Chronic tries to be an anime villain but fails ultimately by one spelling mistake.

person 1: "bro be careful we might crumber"
person 2: "oh no"

by technebun February 25, 2022

Crumb nugget

Consistency of a poo poo 💩 😍

"I went to the toilet today and did a right old crumb nugget it was so relaxing, I felt so at peace when I birthed it from my bowles"

Facts about crumb nuggets :

They are normally 1-2cm long

Normally a breed of nutty poo poo

The peace you get after having it is like no other ✌️✌️
Crumb nuggets smell so beautiful you will want to consume that meal again 😋

by Crumb nugget master August 23, 2022

Crumble Belly

The state of a queasy stomach, usually associated with too much and/or bad food.

I would love to go out to the movies with you tonight, unfortunately the burrito I just ate has given me a case of the crumble belly.

by Sean Kerr August 28, 2007

crumb nigga

a person who does not have much going for them. seems to not be capable of telling the truth and stretches the truths he does tell. doesnt shower very often and generally smells like butt cheeks. is always borrowing someones shit and keeping it.

if you have to borrow ten dollars from your boy to take your girl out to mcdonalds you are a crumb nigga

by dirty muh fuggin d November 29, 2013

Crubbish

A word used by people who think it is somehow clever to cobine the words Rubbish and Crap. Which in itself is both rubbish and crap.

'That is sooooooo crubbish!!!!!!! Yay I'm sooooooo cool!!!'

by anon2oo1 February 25, 2010

dick crumb

Small particles that fall from the scrotum. Most prevalent when stepping over ones face while incapacitated or asleep.

Dude, don't step over me. I don't want your dick crumbs all over me.

Quit shakin your dick crumbs on my taco!

by K double mafuckin C May 16, 2008

Crubs

The indentations left from socks on your ankles

I love taking off my socks at night and itching my crubs.

These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.

by Benoo April 15, 2020