walter crunkite

A state of mind that is much crazier, drunker and sloppier than the already widely used crunk. Based on famous newscaster Walter Cronkite, if you have had so much to drink or smoke that you have achieved the level of Walter Crunkite, you should probably slow down.

"Man, everybody is pretty crunk at this party, but that one kid is absolutely Walter Crunkite."

by Matt Stanyon August 10, 2006

crunkinated

Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.

Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.

by Da Crock January 5, 2006

crunken drunk

when you drink so much that you start "crunken" forgetting what happened, what you did, what you saw.

drinking to the point of utter stupidity.

mark: saturday night guys, my place, beer pong, lets get crunken drunk.
devon: yeah sounds good. fuck the sac next week.

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tushar: did you guys see me last night? i cant remember anything i was so crunken drunk. i woke up with shaveen, fuck im so stupid.
kieran: bahahahah what a bitch.

by jesex cardaboner May 14, 2009

chunking

(v.) The improper act of having, or trying to have intercourse with a large woman, typically on a weekend night. Derives from the word chunker. A large woman can be referred to as a chunker.

"Yo bro, lets finish this beer and go out to this party. If I get really drunk tonight I might go chunking"

by Poppa D. May 11, 2006

CRANKING THE HOG

A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.

BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 14, 2023

Crankinstine

One who is addicted to meth/crank to the point that they are running on auto-pilot alone and been high for so high that all intelligent thought is long gone.

The bartender Kelly at Shotguns is a Crankinstine.

by Milton December 16, 2004

crunkanol

The organic compound you find in truly strong mixed drinks. It will get you crunk much faster than a standard ethanol beverage.

Brendan was sure to make his mixed drinks crunkanol. It makes all the bitches crazy for him.

Nighttrain is thought to contain a high crunkanol to ethanol content.

Make your mixed drinks with crunkanol, for a crunked up good time!

by RCN January 4, 2007