by Miller September 17, 2004
by Superawesomefantastic August 05, 2011
Another meaning for Cocaine. Or can be the action of doing cocaine. You can call your friend whoever does the most Crunchie Christ.
Got any crunch bro?
I'm trying to get crunched the fuck out tonight.
Line up a couple gaggers of some crunch
Got a jawn of crunch?
I'm trying to get crunched the fuck out tonight.
Line up a couple gaggers of some crunch
Got a jawn of crunch?
by Glology November 14, 2017
by jefjeffer January 12, 2006
When someone seems attractive from a far away distance or from the side, but when you look at them from the front or at a closer view, you realize they are in fact hideous. Derived from that moment when you go to step on a leaf thinking it's crunchy, but it doesn't crunch when you step on it. When used as an adjective, the proper word form is crunchy, as crunch is the noun form.
"Boy! I thought that guy was hella attractive when I saw him walking in the hallway. But when he actually passed me, I was severely disappointed. Whatta crunch!"
"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."
"She seemed attractive at first glance, but unfortunately, she was crunchy."
by leafgals January 10, 2017
To be heavily intoxicated
by Sir Tali October 31, 2007
by DrFoot October 25, 2003