When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.
by KRock789 October 20, 2014
Get the Dirty Crumple Sasquatchmug. Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.
“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
by grab that dick December 3, 2018
Get the Crumple Paper Daymug. The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.
"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"
by Ok-Alright. April 6, 2008
Get the Crumple Melt Grinmug. Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004
Get the paradox-absorbing crumple zonesmug. crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
by MJPII November 19, 2017
Get the crumple testmug. The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!
by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024
Get the Crumplemug. The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
by myrmadon December 16, 2011
Get the crumple-shakemug.