Crimping

A form of scat singing usually performed as a duo. First invented and developed by Vince Noir and Howard Moon. Often Characterized by lines of interconnecting verse usually referencing abstract imagery, concepts and characters.

He is crimping on stage right now.
At tea she showed everyone how well she could crimp.

The Soup Song

Soup, soup,
A tasty, soup, super spicy,
Carrot and coriander,
Chilli chowder,
Crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth,
I am gazpacho, oh,
I am a summer soup, mmm,
Miso, Miso, fighting in the dojo, Miso, Miso,
Oriental prince in the land of soup!

by Dan Harding January 6, 2009

Cramping the Swag

When you have a daily or weekly routine then someone comes along and you can not complete your routine. So there for someone has changed your cool routine.

Alana: Hey you guys wanna go to subway with me?
Alex: Hell yea
Paolo: Yea ill go but someone got to pay for me.
Jackie: Sorry guys can't go got Brittney
First 3: Ight jackie
Alex: Damn she is cramping the swag.
RIP Brittney

by Nanz201430 April 5, 2010

Cruming

When you’re a dusty little bastard and crumbs fall out of your mouth.

When we were at lunch my friend started cruming all over me.

by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022

Crimping

Crimping refers to a fictional type of song which usually contains no particular musical element but is instead sung acapella, does not follow any single tune and contains surreal lyrics that often make little sense. Other common characteristics of crimping are unusual subject matter such as soup or jackets, repetition of vocal lines and dance gestures to accompany the songs. The style is reminiscent of scat singing.

Crimping originated in the British BBC Three series The Mighty Boosh where the two main characters, Howard Moon (Julian Barratt) and Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) sing a song with each other, often for nostalgic purposes. The most obvious of these is "The Soup Song", with "Calm A Llama Down" and "Jean-Claude Jaquettie" also being prominent examples.

These small tunes were not known as crimping until the third episode of the third series, "The Power of the Crimp", in which the main characters stage a "crimp-off" against their doppelgänger rivals, The Flighty Zeus. The match culminates in a four-way crimp to which both Bollo and Naboo contribute.

The best example of crimping is the famous Four Way Crimp:

"Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!"

by Jos Banham December 30, 2007

Bread Crumbing

Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling"

When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.

First coined by Grazzz 2014

"He keeps texting me but doesn't want to set up a time to see me."
"Yo girl he's bread crumbing you"

by Grazzz September 23, 2014

Cumping

The process of grabbing a man's cum mid-air. Can only be done after a cumshot.

"What the fuck dude quit cumping me and let me jizz in your mouth!"

by Flimpy Montgomery September 12, 2018

Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009