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crumplin 

What's up
what's crumplin', my nizzle?
crumplin by sallyemadavid May 7, 2011

Crumpkin 

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
Crumpkin by Pam Landry July 7, 2009

Dublin in Crumlin 

Sex act.

Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin

Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??

Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin

Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
A chumpin is a round-faced person with a very chumpinesque smile, i.e. a smile with puffy cheeks that makes them look slightly dopey but endearing all the same.
what a chumpin she is!
chumpin by Bird LAWKAMM October 4, 2006

crumping 

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.
Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.
crumping by ilbisaac September 13, 2005

crumplin' 

Can be used in a lot of situations; someone giving you a bad look, someone "hatin'", etc.
crumplin' by Tassha October 20, 2005