cruiser spooning 

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

cruiser spooning by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

cruiser and tug 

The very common phenominon amongst posh, proffesional white women.
It's a really stunning woman who is always accompanied by her horrible, fat, ugly little friend.

cruiser and tug by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003

cruiser girl 

A really swag, cool, pretty girl who skateboard, usually pretty sound and unique

"Yo the girl I'm dating is so cool! She is pretty and she skates"

"You have a cruiser girl"

cruiser girl by swagqueen97 April 2, 2016

Cruiser Challenge 

The process of two or more individuals challenging eachother into finishing a case of vodka cruiser first without either,
1. Passing Out
2. Reguratating
3. Giving Up

Man, whoever wins the cruiser challenge is the fuckin' champ!

Cruiser Challenge by Chappo1331 January 22, 2009

Cruiser Spooning 

The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.

Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.

Cruiser Spooning by Andrew Lagemann December 9, 2008

cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.

Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag

cruiser douche by Jones 74 April 17, 2009

cruiser spooning 

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

cruiser spooning by PSK480 December 9, 2008