crotchroach

a convenient name for a cockroach in your pants.

dude 1- AHHHH i got a cockroach in my pants!!!
dude 2- thats what you call a crotchroach

by JackPhil July 7, 2008

Suzy Crotchrot

A condition not unlike swamp ass. However, the affected area is generally a little further north--specifically in the area around and between the penis and scrotum.

Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"

Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!

Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!

Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.

by biznart September 19, 2006

crotchroaches

A person who's venereal health is in serious question and there is a significant chance that sexual conduct will result in in contraction of a STD.

Dude, you don't want to take home Carla. That girl is infested with crotchroaches!

by bearface83 November 8, 2007

Crotchroach

The female roach.

Eeeek! a cockroach!!
No i believe that is a female.
Oh...EEk a crotchroach.

by Randomxhumor April 18, 2011

megan crotcherella

quite strange girl who has little friends and smells like dirty rotten vagina. the only boyfriend she will ever have is the one she has on myspace. she also is growing a penis

KJ! "eww whats that smell, it must be that gross megan crotcherella girl"

MC! " hay, stop talking about me, thats not very nice....hay did i tell you that im groing a penis?"

by kjkjkj July 16, 2008

crotchrocket

motorbike ahahahahahahahha

dude, did u see his crotchrocket

by hobo_on_hastings September 21, 2003

Crotchballs

When a guy is supposed to have a dick but acts like a little bitch and then try's to bring up how big his balls are when he knows they're actually really little; like a crotch

"common roger, everybody knows you have crotchballs"

by Faithlyn April 11, 2012