cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006

cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

richard cranium

Another meaning for Dickhead

Paul; Hey Richard you good for golf this week
Steve; who is this Richard Guy?
Luke; You there Richard Cranium, we can call you dickhead if you would rather.
Julian; Who is Richard?

by Luke1969 September 20, 2016

feces cranium

a person who has shit for brains.

bryle is such a feces cranium!

by Blythe_Smith20112 March 18, 2005

cranium

A word used to describe the head. Often used as a nickname to describe someone with an interestingly large skull. Cranium is also used to describe a large skullcap.

"Oi cranium, give me that ball back"
"Cranium, your head is huge, move out the way so i can see the sun!"

by John Maclaine April 18, 2008

Cranium-Rectum Inversion

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.

Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!

by Transform April 22, 2006

Cranium

The sophisticated word meaning Head (the round thing on the human body situated above the shoulders).

You're such a Richard Cranium = You're such a Dickhead.

by Graysn August 15, 2005