Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"

1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches

by stocktonslap February 7, 2024

Cronch

When you bite something but extra.

"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"

by Mysterious Mustard Man March 10, 2021

Cronch

A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen

Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch

by micah-siddiqui June 19, 2022

Cronch

The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.

I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.

by FloofGremlin January 29, 2023

Cronch

New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.

Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.

by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 24, 2018

Cronch

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.

“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”

by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019