Cronch

The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.

I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.

Cronch by FloofGremlin January 29, 2023

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Cronch

A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.

"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."

Cronch by CronchMaster3000 September 13, 2024

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Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"

1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches

Cronch by stocktonslap February 7, 2024

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(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)

Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)

Cronch by Big P Junior July 2, 2024

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Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

Cronch by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

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Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

Cronch by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

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