cronable

adj. A task/process that can be converted into a cron job thereby freeing up a person from remembering and executing the said task/process repeatedly

Let me check if the image optimizer is cronable so that we don't have to run it every day

by notapilot December 15, 2020

crackapleez

a form of exclaimation usually used by the incurably white. Its origins can be found in the exclaimation "Cracker, please!" often uttered by people of another race. Usually people who use crackapleez think they're black.

I'm tryin'to get some sleep! Y'all tricks need to shut the frick up! Crackapleez, yo!!

by Conor Casey April 16, 2006

Crockblock

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.

P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."

by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012

crickalendar

A method of time keeping used in Australia during the summer holidays. Instead of using normal days like monday, tuesday, etc. People go by what ever day of the test it is.

Bloke:Hey man do you want to come around on the third day of the cricket?

Bloke2: Yeah man, il just check my crickalendar.

by Drew Cam. December 15, 2008

crackabeties

A diabetic sugar fluctuation induced by the use of crack cocane.

Boo is in the hospital again with crackabeties

by BLACKHEATHER June 2, 2014

Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.

My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016