Crocked

Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.

Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.

by B420 April 18, 2006

Crock

1. to hit somone in the head

2. =crock of shit

That is nothing but a crock. I do not believe a word of it.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

Crock

The combination of country and rock music.

Crock bands include: Rascal Flatts, Kid Rock ect...

by sam-does-not-expose-himself July 20, 2012

Crocked

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles

bad luck on being crocked last night mate

by gc2008 March 20, 2008

crocked

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

by Inferno April 5, 2003

Crocking

A new word for fucking influenced by the ugyness of the shoes "crocks" or "crocs"

Crocks are so Crocking hidious!

by YoungYulia August 30, 2006

Crock

The combination of a crow and a male reproductive organ

After unzipping his trousers, Louise immediately regretted enquiring as to what John had meant when he said, "We can check out my crockery if you like?".

by Quinny1989 February 12, 2008