1. An action or a personality type that typifies egocentricity and/or self-serving laziness. A person who is a 'Crid' is exemplifed as one who lies on his resume, gets a great job and bullshits his way through life. Similar to a buster but reflected in a more positive, humorous light.
2. A negative action by another person.
2. A negative action by another person.
Example 1:That Crid just kicks it in his office chillin all day while everyone just sings his praises.
Example 2: That bitch cridded my paycheck and docked me for being three minutes late!
Example 2: That bitch cridded my paycheck and docked me for being three minutes late!
by Cridicus Arelius July 1, 2005
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1. To act as a criddler would; meaning to barely count as a human being while existing in your own thoughts/world/frame of reality.
2. To rummage aimlessly through junk (usually a first time aquaintence, or complete stranger) and pull out items (mostly useless) that catch your eyes because you can use them/they're what you've been looking for all along/you think it's cool/it's just what you need to finally finish a long undone project.
3. To sit in a corner, empty/separate room, or even the other end of a couch from others, spread out your belongings (i.e. markers, electronic parts, notebooks, bag contents to be reorganised) and perform a meaningless, solitary, time consuming project, task, or activity while attempting to pay attention to and carry on one or more conversations; all in an effort to remain social.
4. Usually any act done under the influence of methamphetamine; to the point of being so tweaked you can't sit still, sleep, or remain focused for more than one or two hours that feel like twenty minutes.
5. To pilfer an item or items from someone while high; honestly believing they won't miss it/it's junk/it's worthless/they won't notice it's gone for a few days.
6. To perform/The act of criddlery at the present time
7. To act on a criddlerific manner/fashion;
1. To act as a criddler would; meaning to barely count as a human being while existing in your own thoughts/world/frame of reality.
2. To rummage aimlessly through junk (usually a first time aquaintence, or complete stranger) and pull out items (mostly useless) that catch your eyes because you can use them/they're what you've been looking for all along/you think it's cool/it's just what you need to finally finish a long undone project.
3. To sit in a corner, empty/separate room, or even the other end of a couch from others, spread out your belongings (i.e. markers, electronic parts, notebooks, bag contents to be reorganised) and perform a meaningless, solitary, time consuming project, task, or activity while attempting to pay attention to and carry on one or more conversations; all in an effort to remain social.
4. Usually any act done under the influence of methamphetamine; to the point of being so tweaked you can't sit still, sleep, or remain focused for more than one or two hours that feel like twenty minutes.
5. To pilfer an item or items from someone while high; honestly believing they won't miss it/it's junk/it's worthless/they won't notice it's gone for a few days.
6. To perform/The act of criddlery at the present time
7. To act on a criddlerific manner/fashion;
"I'm going to Mark's to tweak and criddle his old shed."
"Damn it Mikey; who said you could criddle my junk closet?!"
"Okay look I know it was you going through my shit, what did you criddle into your pockets?"
"I'm going to sit and criddle my bugout bag; it's so unorganised!"
"Damn it Mikey; who said you could criddle my junk closet?!"
"Okay look I know it was you going through my shit, what did you criddle into your pockets?"
"I'm going to sit and criddle my bugout bag; it's so unorganised!"
by LegenGarry November 25, 2017
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noun: A Child. Probably coined by Roald Dahl in his book 'The BFG'.
plural form: Chiddlers: Children
plural form: Chiddlers: Children
From 'The BFG' by Roald Dahl:
'What about me?' Sophie Said. 'I am eight'
'You is not eight at all.' the BFG said. 'Human bean babies and little chiddlers is spending half their time sleeping, so you is only four.
'What about me?' Sophie Said. 'I am eight'
'You is not eight at all.' the BFG said. 'Human bean babies and little chiddlers is spending half their time sleeping, so you is only four.
by rbit June 16, 2011
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Guy2- "oooft brah shes like full on cruddlington"
Guy- "I was pumping this chick in the cruddlington all night long"
Guy2- "Eshays"
Guy- "bro that OJ and south wales gave me the cruddlingtons"
Guy2- "oooft brah shes like full on cruddlington"
Guy- "I was pumping this chick in the cruddlington all night long"
Guy2- "Eshays"
Guy- "bro that OJ and south wales gave me the cruddlingtons"
by cruddlington69 August 21, 2008
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by craddock November 20, 2003
Get the craddock mug.It is a boy that has the best rizz in the world and nobody is better than him. If he is net to your girl he can rizz her up without even looking at her. Whenever he cries he girls come to him and then he fucks them.
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