The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

break my crayons

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason

Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"

by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007

Crayon

1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray)
2) getting crazy, wild, stupid
3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best

as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"

Guy 1: You still coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon

by rgrant2504 September 17, 2012

Cray-Pas Situation

When you wipe your ass over and over, but it just keeps smearing around.

Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."

by Moonijuana November 22, 2010

50 Shades of Cray

It's like "cray (an alteration of crazy,)" except it's like ulta cray.

If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....

"Yo! I'm about to go drink 8 Rip It energy drinks!"

"Whoah! That's 50 Shades of Cray!"

by crayfish101 July 16, 2013

poo crayon

a log of shit that "draws" on the inside of the toilet when you flush

i could have given my toilet to the museum after that poo crayon

by progun December 9, 2008

Crayonista

One who performs strategic transport planning with a box of coloured crayons/pens, using them to draw lines on a map, without thinking through the implications.

"He thought of a way of linking two train lines together without any thought of how it could be achieved. He is such a Crayonista"

by The Ploughman July 28, 2018