purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.

That white bitch is a purple crayon chaser

by Purplenurple December 4, 2013

poop crayon

A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.

Once I viewed the stall smeared with poo, I formed my poop-crayon theory.

by no thanks October 9, 2003

crayons

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

Ass Crayon

The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.

Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.

by teh collective January 13, 2010

brown crayon

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

by j-$$ January 1, 2009

crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

by E wanting O August 12, 2011