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Crayon

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.
The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.
by Curlygirl April 13, 2013
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Crayon

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.
Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"
by blabalaba<3 May 28, 2009
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Crayonism

The practice of worshiping crayons.
Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.
by Nulzek April 4, 2010
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Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.
Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.
by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017
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Crayon

The best writing utensils/person on this earth.
"Hey can I burrow a crayon?"
"Sure, do you want red,black,green, or sammy?"
by Jessilovesjex February 17, 2009
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Crayon

A person who has to wipe their ass more than a dozen times before the paper is smear free.
I wipe my ass so much after taking a shit, I think I might be a crayon.
by Sunkle Uncle Munkle March 31, 2022
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Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
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