Crayola Brigade

Douche canoes who snowboard wearing very bright, crayon-like colors, usually traveling in packs. Also, members of the crayola brigade think they are awesome snowboarders, when they actually suck.

Here comes the crayola brigade. What a bunch of douchebags.

by recneps90 September 2, 2010

Crayolagram

(noun)

1. A hastily or sloppily drawn diagram or schematic, often drawn with brightly colored crayons, that attempts to explain or outline a sophisticated concept. Often seen as a result of small children attempting to explain some implausible device or plan, or as a result of adults who are in a hurry.

2. A letter or card whose message is written in crayon. Often the result of the writer's inability or disinterest in finding a pen or a pencil.

1. Junior made a crayolagram for his school project.

2. "Hey, I got your crayolagram. I liked the...bright colors."

by magzillas January 21, 2010

crapolaman

(noun) A male who takes a lot of shits.

Crapolaman1 on aim sure does take a lot of shits.

by crapolaman September 6, 2003

crapola

Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.

*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?

by Falldeadangels May 14, 2005

crayola storm

someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress. Used as a theme for college parties.

C'mon we're going to be late for Ginger's crayola storm party!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Crayola

A small dick

Jenny: I told you Kaelin had a crayola!
Brogan: I know, I should've left it in the box.

by Brogo October 12, 2013

Crayolavore

Someone so ruthlessly engrossed in stupidity your only conclusive deduction of this individual is that a significant portion of their diet is unquestionably comprised of crayons with or without paper.

The stupidity displayed by the security team illustrates in totality that they must be crayolavores, there is no other explaination.

by Moxification October 12, 2017