ghetto cranky

used to describe a female who can get so angry so fast and with so much attitude that you fear retribution, she may stick you or cap you.

Stay away from Carly she is ghetto cranky today.

by smarty boots December 15, 2010

Travel Cranky

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

by aperritano February 23, 2011

crankypants

A person who is cranky on a regular basis over stupid things. They are not angry, just cranky.

My boss can be a real crankypants.

by Janet S. July 22, 2008

crankypants

Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.

Alex, chill bubba, seriously, how tight are your crankypants today?

by senorgato July 15, 2006

yankee cranky shop

A place where new illegal immigrants, typically Asian, work under the guise of massage therapists but actually give hand jobs for money. They often do this to pay off the debts they have incurred from being smuggled into the country.

If she loses her job as a sushi waitress, she'll have to go back to the yankee cranky shop.

by boardroomjimmy May 15, 2007

cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

Cranky non high

When you and your friends are blazed, but there is that one motherfucker that ain't high because of some "vow" that they made to never smoke and is just a cranky ass motherfucker because he isn't flying high like the rest of us.

"Dude, why is Bob so fuckin annoying tonight?"

"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."

by shoorock October 3, 2011