Crank Yanker

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.

Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.

by Ask me all about the HO Lauren March 4, 2009

Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

Cranktankerous

crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.

After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.

by hibelu September 1, 2008

crankwank

To furiously wank your shit in all different directions.

You gonna wank later?

Yeah, but I’m gonna crankwank instead.

by Booty stealer June 17, 2024

Yanky Cranky

A massage given usually by a prostitute which includes a hand job at the end.

Hey wanna stop by that place in the city and get a yanky cranky before we go out tonight.

by Red One July 21, 2009

yankee cranky shop

A place where new illegal immigrants, typically Asian, work under the guise of massage therapists but actually give hand jobs for money. They often do this to pay off the debts they have incurred from being smuggled into the country.

If she loses her job as a sushi waitress, she'll have to go back to the yankee cranky shop.

by boardroomjimmy May 15, 2007