cranium shaker

A cranium shaker is a blowjob in which the woman shakes her head back and forth while the man’s penis is in her mouth.

“Yeah bro Jessica gave me cranium shaker last night”

by Forqotenn October 9, 2020

cranium diving

when a male inserts his penis up a woman/mans nose diving into the brain causing instant death, or just a slight tickle

dude, this bitch's pussy was sour last night so i went cranium diving on her ass

by Andrew Kidd-Cooper September 15, 2008

Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

by ValGal January 30, 2009

Shaking my cranium

Used to show dissaproval, and an equivalent of “shaking my head” for enlightened ones.

*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium

by obamallamas July 17, 2018

Cranium-Rectum Inversion

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.

Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!

by Transform April 22, 2006

Anal Cavity Cranium

Where the demonstration of shoving your anal cavity on someones cranium. While also rubbing your anal cheeks around there head to leave a stench of fresh booty.

Me: "I just want to stick my anal cavity on your cranium!"
Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
~Anal Cavity Cranium

by Brett'z Cranium August 17, 2011

taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion

Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.

"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"

"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"

by GGfrmTX April 25, 2012