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Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008
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crampy

when you (female) feel crappy because you have cramps (can be any type of cramps eg cramps anywhere or period cramps or whatever)
ugh i feel crampy
by marrrzzzlol October 14, 2017
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Cramly

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Inverse Cramer

The act of buying Put options on a stock or fund recommended by network TV shills like Jim Cramer, thereby making a profit when the stock price inevitably tanks.
Motley Fool said I should forget Gamestop and buy Roku, so I did an Inverse Cramer and used the gains to buy more GME!
by qualidafial March 21, 2021
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Cramered

The equivlent to being f'd up.
" Man, that guy just cramered you!"
by J J mac October 13, 2009
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collin cramer

the sexiest mother fucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He also likes to take thots to Youngstown. I heard they have nice parks there. Collin Cramer like to hang out with his bitch ass friends and his girlfriend. he is good at football and is too good to play basketball for Craig Hannon. His life consists of fuckin bitches and gettin money.
Person 1: hey, who is that over there?

Person 2: that's Collin Cramer! can't you tell by all the bitches and money?

Person 1: oh yeah! I should have known!
by thot123 January 5, 2014
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Jim Cramer

Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”
Did you see that!! He just ate his own grandmother out for 7 dollars!! He pulled a fucking Jim Cramer!!
by DrThrob April 7, 2021
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