cracksmile

a grill ruined by crack smoking. a mouth that is usally filled with no teeth or half-rotten or missing teeth.

"Look at that cracksmiled bum. I know what he'd use my change for!"

by Jexelli October 18, 2008

Crackccident

an unforeseen and unplanned event or circumstance in which your pants fall below your butt crack

if you wear a long shirt, it helps prevent a crackccident when you bend over

that plumber had a serious crackccident

by angeleo2 December 19, 2011

Crackcident

When you crack a cold one and accidentally crack 8 more

I went to crack a cold one, then had a crackcident and finished the whole case!

by Shiftybusiness September 26, 2018

cracktide

Cracktide is a bestfriend you can never replace. They are a complete crackhead and know how to make you laugh. They seem like total badasses but are actually afraid of every thing

Me: That’s my cracktide right there
Person: Lucky I wish i had a cracktide

by localcrackhead November 1, 2019

Crackalie jans

A methed out junkie dog wanted in most of south Gippsland. Will suck any cock for rock. Always found in a hottie roarting locals

Did you know Crackalie jans is found in your local meth den with 20-50 men at a time

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023

Crackcident

n. Unfortunate occurance when an adlay fumbles the glass BBQ, and the gronk dog drops it.

Simmo just had a crackcident with my sweetie.

by WordleGirl January 3, 2026

Vehicular Crackicide

A (sometimes) unavoidable traffic situation whereupon a random crackhead wonders in front of one's vehicle causing a an accidental collision (one version of a crackcident)--a collision between a driver and a crackhead, possibly resulting in the injury/death of the aforementioned crackhead and definite damage to one's bumper and/or windshield.

Oh shit! That crackhead stepped off the sidewalk right into my car's path--if I had not swerved aside, I might have committed Vehicular Crackicide!

by DickDaze March 21, 2012