crackhouse

any place which smells like it has been deficated and/or urinated on by multiple people, typically overwhelming

guy1: hey dude, want to go to New York?

guy2: naw dude, that place smells like a crackhouse

by tryingtofloat November 14, 2011

Crackne

When you get acne.. On your ass!

Bobby Brown: Hey baby, wanna get in the tub and pop my crackne?

Whitney Housten: NOOOOOoooooOOOOoOOoooOOOoo pimples!

by Mother Fucker Extraordinaire February 16, 2009

painting the crackhouse

Repairing or restoring something that no one cares about.

Anthony is fixing the old clothesline poles. Why? I don't know, he's just painting the crackhouse.

by 3e_fro April 17, 2005

Crackling crackhole

The act of having an extremely itchy butthole. Normally occuring after the act of deficating, crapping, shitting, pooping, or sharting.

Croy: Crandle, I just sharted about an hour ago. I have the worst case of crackling crackhole ever.
Crandle: Dude, you should just take a shower and clean that thing out. Or use a shartstraw, whatever is more convenient.

by Juice9610 January 15, 2010

cracknener

A mix between a cracker nigger and a beaner

Your not mixed your a cracknener

by Cooter Brown February 4, 2018

cocknoseitus

cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit

Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*

by zsenor December 23, 2020

crackhoe

A sleasy female who exchanges sex favours in return for crack. Can mean someone who's got a crack and is addicted to sex as in always willing to get one up her crack.

Nicky came from Bury St Edmunds. Was a nice girl once but turned into a right dirty crackhoe and would sleep with anyone, anytime just to get one up her crack.

by swine fever May 4, 2009