crack head's itch

a person who is addicted to crack and is and or high on crack or lack of crack and therefore scratches there neck constantly.
known as the Crack Head's Itch

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by dwight mchunglow February 3, 2010

chef's crack

the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.

antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.

by pyrogenetix November 15, 2006

Plumber's Crack

the but crack that is visible when one is either crouching or sitting resembling a plumber fixing a toilet. Usually causes one to be grossed out unless your into that kind of stuff.

Steve-"Dude I'm about to puke from looking at that girls plumber's crack"
Josh-"I know man it's disgusting!"
Steve+Josh-"Pull up your pants!"

by BSTN STEVE June 10, 2009

Crack_IT S.F.M

Crack_IT S.F.M is an SFM FNaF animator who started his channel in the middle of 2016.

He started animating at an early age. 2012 to be specific.

-Have you heard of that Crack_IT S.F.M guy?

-No.

by Cronks May 26, 2021

What’s crack-a-lackin’

Another way to say what’s up but typically used when talking to your homeskillets.

What’s crack-a-lackin’ my homeskillets?

by CiaoBella5324 February 12, 2023

Climber's Crack

When you're dangling off a rock face and your ass crack is so wet that you cause a mini waterfall over the rocks that you are actually climbing sometimes causing spillage on the people belaying you.

Dude, that was such a hard climb that it caused major climber's crack and the poor chick below me got a mouthful of ass juice.

by soulsurfer78 October 30, 2009

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004