ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass

Kim is an ass crack baby

by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013

Crack Baby Name

A baby who was born while their mother was on crack and has a weird crack head name.

"You seen what Deeangeloquan did today" "man he got such a crack baby name"

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Crack Baby

A description or nickname of someone who is extremely addicted to drugs such as meth, coke, crack, acid, mushrooms, oxycotton, dmt, pcp, and any other hallucinogen, stimulant, suppressant, or intoxication.

"Hey Crack Baby! Let's get some mushrooms tonight, I'm already seeing ghosts from being awake for 3 weeks."

by Vicious Rizz August 8, 2008

Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

cracked egg baby

a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special

"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"

by Jochow May 21, 2007

Crack baby

Jon

Shut up Jon you’re a crack baby

by Don The Amish March 29, 2024