by barneybitch May 12, 2019
Get the crack ass bitchmug. by melissa March 12, 2005
Get the crack-ass worthymug. An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
by Sal The Man June 2, 2008
Get the two cracks in my assmug. "dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."
"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."
"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"
"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."
"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"
by Lukris Aaromatt January 15, 2009
Get the micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage]mug. 1.Term used when debating or in a conflict with another person. Inflicting verbal pain. 2. Beating the bloody hell out of someone. DIRECTIONS FOR USE- Plant left foot solid to the floor directly behind the victim, take step backwards with right foot(far enough so heal is raised), lean foward with upper body, and in one fluid motion let loose the fury of right foot towards victims ass crack. :note: if victim is a fat fuck,directions may need to be repeated to remove the amount of crack from ass.
by Mackey Mack April 28, 2007
Get the kicking the crack out of your assmug. You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.
by no can clammupah April 30, 2006
Get the the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's assmug. At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024
Get the at the crack of Satan's assmug.