crack-ass worthy

Made up expression to describe a really laugh friendly situation or joke.
That girl is awful funny; she really cracks my ass.
by melissa March 13, 2005
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two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
by Sal The Man June 03, 2008
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the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum
"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"
by Lukris Aaromatt January 15, 2009
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1.Term used when debating or in a conflict with another person. Inflicting verbal pain. 2. Beating the bloody hell out of someone. DIRECTIONS FOR USE- Plant left foot solid to the floor directly behind the victim, take step backwards with right foot(far enough so heal is raised), lean foward with upper body, and in one fluid motion let loose the fury of right foot towards victims ass crack. :note: if victim is a fat fuck,directions may need to be repeated to remove the amount of crack from ass.
I was that close to "kicking the crack out of your ass."
by Mackey Mack April 21, 2007
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Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.
by no can clammupah April 17, 2006
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Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one
1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass
by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 12, 2022
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