Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
Husband- "yes dear!"
by El domarino July 4, 2014
Get the Scrotum coziesmug. by domiNick james August 11, 2006
Get the dick cozymug. Yo dawg, that's a lot of cozy muscle on ya.
Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.
Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.
by Chuck192 December 29, 2014
Get the Cozy musclemug. So basically anytime after Spooky szn, and all you want is love and hot chocolate. Usually used by vsco girls and Olivia’s. If you hear ANYONE say this, RUN AND HIDE.
by Swimmingislyfe23 October 26, 2019
Get the Cozy sznmug. A Person Who Sleeps with The Lights Turned on and a Shitload of Blankets, Mainly 10, 21 or Over 9000 Blankets
by Whackcoon October 9, 2022
Get the Cozy Glowmug. by Tracy Gonzalez November 26, 2020
Get the Cozy Cavemug. 