Coworker Syndrome

Believing your coworker is attractive simply because you spend hours with them in close quarters and don’t know them personally enough to dislike them.

“Tyler is so cute”
“No he’s not, you just work with him. it’s called coworker syndrome.”

by Ilyzz_ May 16, 2025

coworker music

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry

“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”

by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024

Annoying Coworker

Jordan

Melissa gets to slap Jordan on annoying coworker day.

by StickIt October 19, 2019

Coworker Music

Coworker music refers to mainstream, widely popular music that is inoffensive, commercial, and considered overplayed. It’s an evolution of the term NPC music, describing tracks that are generic and safe. This type of music is common in workplace settings because it avoids strong reactions, fitting into a background role where it's heard but not deeply appreciated. Despite its simplicity, coworker music often serves as a tool for connection among coworkers who may not share deeper interests, reflecting the surface-level interactions typical in many work environments.

As soon as I walked into the office, I knew it was going to be a long day—the same coworker music was playing on repeat, with Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons setting the tone for another uneventful afternoon.

by P.Drizzy August 17, 2024

Coworkers

People who chill and talk shit about you while you are working your ass off

My coworkers pissed me off today.

by StarPhi December 6, 2021

Cowork Valley

A nearby office allows you to snooze for an extra 30 minutes. A place where you can get work done and hang out afterward. Where the coffee never seems to run out, but the breaks always seem to end too soon.

There's something for everyone, from aspiring entrepreneurs to enthusiastic interns.

Oh no, I have to submit a presentation! 'm glad I can reserve a conference room at Cowork Valley.

by we are very September 1, 2022

Best Coworker

Cynthia from Risse Brothers School Uniforms

The Best Coworker that Jonathan had at work was Cynthia.

by obviouslytherealwebsterdiction October 12, 2023