Simon Cowell’d 

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

Simon Cowell’d by Luna Stark November 20, 2019

Simon cowell 

a waste of space

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!

Simon cowell by toe sniffer January 6, 2021

Cowen

A tall and handsome young man who you can't help but fall in love with. He has the brains of a rocket scientist and is always willing to share his wisdom. He has a beautiful face and uses his cockiness to charm all the ladies; it may seem like his heart is made of stone but inside he has more love for one girl than anyone could ever need.

'Oh look at him, Rach! He's such a Cowen!'

'Mm mm, give me a piece of that Cowen!'

Cowen by Daydreamerrr January 12, 2012

cowed 

v. The act of being set back for a long period of time by a particularly unlucky event.

After John was cowed, he had to spend all day fixing the database.

cowed by The L33t Tr4pz0r June 26, 2006

Coweta 

Small town; everyone knows everyone there. Not much can be done with out someone knowing. Small town is cheap. Located more so in the south than the north, a little country town you call home.

I live in Coweta a small town.

Coweta by BrutallyHonest21 December 26, 2011

Cowels 

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

Cowels by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011

Cower Shower 

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.

1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.

Cower Shower by DasFen September 23, 2023