Couple

Refers to TWO things
Few is not interchangeable
Few refers to 3 or more things

Sean has a couple of fags who suck his clit every night.

by gofixyourbraindumbshiet November 05, 2009

Couple

2 people who are together as a couple and in denial that they are in a relationship. This often means seeing each other alone and refusing to call it a date. Usually begins with going home early together after nights out and abandoning friends.

‘I found him outside and decided to leave. We’re just friends, not a couple’

‘ I invited her round to chill tonight and eat dinner. We’re not a couple, we’re just friends’

by Psycgal April 01, 2019

Couple

“I don’t just want your heart. I want your flesh, your skin and blood and bones, your voice, your thoughts, your pulse and most of all your fingerprints, everywhere.

Couple means together as in they are dating!

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019

The it couple

Any time a guy is dating a girl who is way too hot for him.

Why is Sam dating Jim?
I know, right? They're the it couple, that's for sure.

by diego8891 February 28, 2011

Couple

Perhaps the urban dictionary definition of couple should be

Couple:

1. two individuals sharing their tastebuds in medium rare steaks

2. Middle of the night national anthem delivered in smooth sleepy tones between two humans

3. A couple of bulldozers

4. A couple of cats is way too many cats

Guy- "Hey, says here's it's a "Couples only retreat", think we can pretend to be a couple?"

Girl- "Well, what's your definition of "Couple"?

Guy- "Ah, let's look it up..."

by JVDK August 29, 2017

couple on

an inch above the ink printed on a cigarette - originates in gateshead & newcastle, england

charva :"areet wor kid, leave iz couple on"
smoker :"nee bother"
charva :"cheers,young-un

by >>__FOSSTA__<< October 04, 2006

Couple of Pints

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021