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totally country. about as country as one can get.
being, or something that is, extremely redneck,hick, etc.
"Did that girl just put a dip in?"
"Yeah, she's so cuntry, dude."

One could say that going mudding is pretty country. Going muddin while wearing mossy oak camo, packing a dip, drankin a beer and hollerin "Ooooweeeee! Yip yip!" or "Yeehaw!" is cuntry.

Ain't nothin wrong with bein cuntry!
cuntry by Guinnevere March 19, 2009

cuntry blumpkin

Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
cuntry blumpkin by onendone January 7, 2011

Cuntry creampie 

person1: My sister pulled a good ole cuntry creampie

person2: Oh willy

Cuntry skunk 

Cuntry skunk. A cuntry skunk is a loose girl that lives in country
A Cuntry is a Country, which mainly exports Cunts
Man, Czechia is my favorite Cuntry!
Cuntry by 00Dabide February 18, 2021

Cuntry manor 

A vagina so big that it has its own servants, maintenance staff and livestock.
It is quite likely that the Aquaman co-star owns a Cuntry manor. It is also likely to be muddy.