Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 September 6, 2013

Country Blumpkin

The act of jerking off whilst taking a shit.

"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"

by halfinsane April 26, 2009

Country Blumpkin

A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.

The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.

Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.

by Bologna Pogna November 21, 2011

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue September 21, 2016