counterintuitive

1) counter to what intuition would lead one to expect
2) weird
3) f***ed up
4) my favorite word

oh, its the opposite of what I thought it would be...ooo! I can use my favorite word! IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE!!!!

by meIsayI October 28, 2008

counterie

a meal served in a front bar over the counter during meal times (Aussie slang)
help soak up the bevvies

lets go grab a few bevvies then soak it up with a counterie

by ziggy jay February 28, 2009

Counteria

A food place where you order at the counter and get your own food to bring to your table, a la Baja Fresh. But better than a fast food place like McDonald's in both quality of food and service. Preferably with a condiment/salsa bar in close reach.

I don't want to go to a nice sit-down restaurant, let's go to a counteria.

by anne walls November 16, 2003

countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

counterintuit

verb. to go against an intuition or the direct perception of truth.

The concept of generational natural adaptation counterintuits everything he had learned about evolution.

by zombilicious May 8, 2010

countermont

Aside from the Merriam-Webster definitions as being an abbreviation of 'mountain' or 'Montana' another meaning of this word is that of making something simple more difficult. When used with the term 'code', for instance, it is the process of encoding information from a readable source into symbols or from one set of symbols into another set of symbols using a key or keys for private secluded, or hidden storage, or encrypting. Decoding is the reverse process, converting code symbols, again using the key or keys, back into a form that is again readable, such as from one language (English) to another (Spanish), or from Pitman shorthand to Gregg shorthand or to a personally designed shorthand. The word is not commonly used.

This piece of shorthand cannot be decoded. It uses a countermont code requiring a key.

by doc19 October 23, 2020

Countrion

A kid who is super redneck and super alcoholic and is addicted too hunting and sleeps with his guns at night. He likes to kiss his dog on the lips but is a super mad lad and mega rad. he also has a super cool gamer friend and a cool friend with a bald spot but is also kind of cool

That kid is so countrion

by Jace’s a countrian February 4, 2021