cotton swab

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun

dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab

by TAF119 March 16, 2009

cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.

Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.

by socalsta January 12, 2014

Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)

by sidthegreat June 5, 2018

Cotton Slobber

When your tripping balls and have so bad of cotton mouth that your slobbering.

Dude I'm tripping balls and have cotton slobber like you wouldn't believe.

by Deebobo2003 February 7, 2023

Cotton Summa Camp

A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!

"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"

by Bel Aire Beeryan April 11, 2010

cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

by Brian Jennings January 13, 2008

Cotton slot

Edited yet still offensive way to call someone a pussy.

Krystal is the dumbest cotton slot I've ever met.

by £₩$ October 7, 2015