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Custard Trout

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.
Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?
by Online stalker November 1, 2010
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CoDtard

A CoDtard is a person of lesser intellectual capacity than the average human, this leads to an uncanny addiction to the Call of Duty series. A CoDtard can't motivate why they like Call of Duty or why it is superior to other games, in their opinion. Most CoDtards are also trolls on other game forums. CoDtards are often also white-supremacists. Most CoDtars are in the age group 9-15, tough some rare exceptions are known to exist.
CoDtard: The Halo: Reach graphics look like shit.
Human 1: Have you even seen them?
CoDtard: Why would I waste my time on shit like that?!
Human 2: Seriously you can't just say everything that isn't made by Infinity Ward or Treyarch is shit.
CoDtard: Shut up you niggers!!!
by A real human April 6, 2010
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fudd custard

The congealed combination of vile vaginal sludge and urine which accumulates in the gusset of female underwear.
I pulled her pants off with my teeth and ended up with fudd custard smeared on my top lip. I can still smell it and that was two fucking weeks ago!
by christopher doherty December 14, 2009
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anal custard

bro i love anal custard its so juicy and rich in anal vitamins
i bought some anal custard for our kinky faggot session today
by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023
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Fish Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
Let's eat some fish custard during our Doctor Who marathon!
by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011
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custard arm

When someone is bad at throwing a ball in sports.
"Nice throw, custard arm."

"What is Jono doing, he's got the biggest custard arm ever."
by Jono P. November 26, 2005
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Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.
Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face
by Dr Dock November 30, 2003
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