Coronavirus

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)

Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!

by lolggs March 21, 2020

Coronavirus

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.

Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS

by gracie1030 March 14, 2020

Coronavirus

A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.

Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it

Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies

coronavirus kills almost everyone in society

by SMH0318 April 7, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that does not last very long because it was made in China.

The Coronavirus won't last long, I mean it was made in China.

by B really January 27, 2020

The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.

Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!

by The Anonymous Urban Writer May 22, 2020

Coronavirus

A plague that causes an upper respiratory infection caused by some dumbass in China that ate a bat and got sick and infected everyone else

I'm in the ER. Got Coronavirus.

by Gage2003A3 January 29, 2020

Coronavirus

Gods way of telling humans were fucked

I got the coronavirus cuz I don't wear a mask

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020