Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.

Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

Cornholio

Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.

Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.

Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!

*points at Arab dude*

Butthead: Shut up dumbass!

*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*

Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

by Pony Battles July 10, 2020

cornholio

slang for anus. the hole where corn is discharged from the body after digestion. A greek god.

I am Cornholio, i need t.p. for my bunghole!!!

by Morris Balamut April 26, 2006

cornholeoscopy

a medical procedure whereby a fiberoptic instrument is passed through the anus in order to thoroughly exam the large bowel and to some extent, the small bowel in its last few centimeters. This involes some prep work such as drinking a large volume of foul tasting fluid and receiving a sedative/narcoleptic drug so that the procedure is a painfree as possible. Frequently known by its actual name as colonoscopy.
Also, any unpleasant action in which you are on the shit end of the stick.

My doctor sent me in for a cornholeoscopy, lucky for me, no polyps.
My girlfriend took my creditcard and maxed it out, a real cornholeoscopy.

by Congo Bob July 9, 2010

Auto-Cornholio

The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.

I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.

by Mike Migger April 4, 2020

Cornolio

When you're zoning out and picking at your hair and you find a small ball of who-knows-what lying upon your scalp. You then proceed to take this grain-sized ball that you found in the depths of your most-likey greasy hair and squish it in between your two thumbnails-- until it flattens like a pancake. This is what true satisfaction feels like.

You, picking your head, just zoning out: Was that text I sent Joey too much or--- holy shit what is that? Oh my god, it's a cornolio. Let me just squeeze it between my thumbnails-- YES! I don't care about Joey, I now know true satisfaction. I've been a bad bitch my whole life.

by papagumbo May 26, 2021

cornholio

beavis's mexicana alter-ego, when he's on a sugar high. probably means "cornhole".

"i am cornholio, guardian of your bungholio".

by psybaba December 29, 2003