Anatolian Corkscrew

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
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The Katelyn Corkscrew

A sexual act where you experience maximum penis power. Put 7 dicks in each ear, 2 in each nostril, and one huge one in the mouth, and you're set!
Hey babe~ You wanna try the Katelyn Corkscrew tonight~? I know some people that'll help make it happen~
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Commack Corkscrew

Putting a 100 calorie twinkie into your anus and having a small asian child suck out the cream.
Jamaal Jamaalson: "Yo dawg wat you be up to tonight"
Chun-Hing Choy: "I go Commack Corkscrew your mother tonight!"
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Albanian Corkscrew

An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.
Guy:"Hey you, do you want an albanian corkscrew"
Girl:"Hmm, okay"
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Mississippi Corkscrew

When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine
"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"
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Canadian corkscrew

Having sex with a drunk fat girl from behind until she throws up.
Last week I walked into Danny giving that girl from taco bell the Canadian corkscrew.
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anal corkscrew

To insert penis anally and spin partner. Make sure you spin your partner hard or you will have a broken corkscrew.
"We thought we would try something, new so I gave her an anal corkscrew. She was so dizzy she spun her face right into my donkey punch."
by Mike Boo April 20, 2008
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