Copium

A metaphorical opiate inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings.

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, halozinations of many kinds(eg. Imagining a new game into existance), extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.

The titanfall comunity is high on Copium:

Titanfall 3 is real . Titanfall 3 is real . Titanfall 3 is real . Titanfall 3 is real . Titanfall 3 is real .

by mss0406 September 27, 2021

Copium

A rare gas we might need one day to go to Mars.

"Someone needs stop Donald Trump from using up the worlds full supply of copium! We will need it some day."

by grapepakistan23 November 6, 2020

Copium

What you take after watching TSM R1 R2 Aatrox Aphelios

Gnar bad Copium

by Cakey Junior June 3, 2021

Leaks and Copium

The act of functioning on a single braincell and not knowing the concept of touching grass.

"Hey what are you upto these days?"
"I didn't move out of my room or see the sunlight for years. What do you think?
"Damn, you're leaks and copiuming huh?"

"You don't say."

by snowclipsed September 8, 2022

Copium gas

A chemical used to soothe the mind of a person who has just lost a debate

Wow, he’s high on that copium gas after forgetting what Alden’s number is

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Copium gas

A chemical used to soothe the mind of a person who just lost or was embarrassed in a debate

Wow, that dude is getting high on copium gas after forgetting what Aldens number was

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Copium

An element of which has the chemical formula of of C6H10S, or 6 atoms of carbon, one atom of sulfur, 10 atoms of hydrogen. It takes effect whenever someone refuses to move on from a silly little insult, or maybe losing a game. It is released through anger or sadness, and causes the person to act like he's correct, saying things just so they don't have to take the L. It is placed 90th on the periodic table, and high dosages can lead to becoming an unlikeable dumbass.

"You suck at this game, go back to your anime kawaii cutesy game or whatever"
"Erm, actually, I am very skilled, I am just not at my sharpest. Also, I do not enjoy such childish and soft games."
"Guys, I think he's high on copium."

by Glitchguy October 15, 2023