Coop

To cum and poop your pants simultaneously.

C-list actress Jeniffer Love-Hewitt was so eager to get a role not playing a psychic-ghost-molester she cooped her mom jeans.

by Errrrn March 12, 2010

coopness

A word used to describe the amount of coop a person or group has.

Person 1: Wow, those people have a lot of coopness.
Person 2: Yeah, I could never be as coop as them.

by Enaxie April 2, 2021

Coop

(v) To hold a joint for a long period of time without passing it

Also: Someone who coops the j

Yo stop cooping the j!

by CheshireCat1240 December 25, 2020

coop

Noun: A cool place to chill and be cut off from the outside world

Yo, lets get all our work done and get a solid coop in this weekend.

by BrimFy February 7, 2017

coop

Committing a party foul, like spilling beer on a new couch or burring a hole with a cigarette in same. To coop (Verb). Or that dude is a real coop (Noun).

Bill cooped. Dude, don’t be such a coop! Party foul, Dave pulled a coop in the bathroom! Coopage...

by Bob F Dowd August 12, 2008

Coopes

When someone has cooties and herpes.

Ted has coopes. They can be spread by touching him.

by Sarah May 22, 2004

Coops

Another name for the cool kids. They run the school. They own the streets. They are the coops of east coney. They enjoy weight lifting and be the cocky sons of bitches.

Man yeah i know jc and jordan are coops!

by Frank Folena February 1, 2007