Conanist

Someone who masturbates to barbarian films.

Watching Arnie and his massive chopper really gets me off. I'm such a conanist.

by MrLarry124 January 27, 2014

Coonanny

The moist, wet, black vagina that is looser than anyone's ever seen

That girl has a coonanny .
That coonanny was great in bed tonight.

by TheRealSlothKing November 21, 2016

Coronanism

The safest way to have sex during the pandemic. Being in lockdown means you have too much time with your hands, so it might become an addiction, even if regular Onanism has never been a problem.

My daily quarantine routine includes sleeping, eating, tweeting and watching loads of porn. I've become so addicted to coronanism it's basically my sexual orientation now.

by inhha May 4, 2020

Coronanist

A person hating people who treat covid-19 as not a serious disease to panic about and calling them covidiots (antonym). Constantly wears masks and gloves to prove eagerness, refers to figures in media and sob stories on Instagram but not experts' opinion and scientifical articles concerning the problem.

The mayor of Saint Petersburg is not a coronanist in fact but a typical Russian authority profited from a global covid-hysteria.

by Miguel Vicente July 3, 2020

Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon

"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"

by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021

Coonanner

a Vagina

bro i just ate some fire coonanner

-created by landan ryan

by Landansthicc August 11, 2022