A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
by doucherbagger February 20, 2010
Get the Cooley Tatmug. by Eric Dick November 25, 2006
Get the Thomas M. Cooleymug. Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.
by Eric Dick November 24, 2006
Get the Thomas M. Cooleymug. The largest ABA accredited law school in the United States. The main campus is located in downtown Lansing, Michigan. Cooley is famous for its lax admissions, but infamous for its difficulty and attrition rate. The faculty sets extremely high standards for all law students. Unlike other law schools, Cooley still uses a pure Socratic method and all exams are closed book. Cooley students are required to take courses that other law schools deem electives. Some of these courses include: Secured Transactions, Business Organizations, Taxation, Wills, and Evidence. Now in its 36th year, Cooley continues to graduate large classes of well qualified, well prepared lawyers. Cooley’s good reputation will continue to grow as more and more graduates achieve success in the legal profession.
Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.
Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.
Jim must have worked his butt off because he survived his first term at "Thomas M Cooley Law School".
by Tax Laywer DTP February 19, 2010
Get the Thomas M Cooley Law Schoolmug. crackle cooley is what you have when you are not wearing any underwear and your pants are rubbing up on your cooley meaning your private.
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