Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

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Thomas M. Cooley

1 - Thomas M. Cooley, located in Lansing, Michigan, is the largest law school in the United States.

Eric did not do well on his LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

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Thomas M. Cooley

Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.

Eric did not do well on the LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

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Thomas M Cooley Law School

The largest ABA accredited law school in the United States. The main campus is located in downtown Lansing, Michigan. Cooley is famous for its lax admissions, but infamous for its difficulty and attrition rate. The faculty sets extremely high standards for all law students. Unlike other law schools, Cooley still uses a pure Socratic method and all exams are closed book. Cooley students are required to take courses that other law schools deem electives. Some of these courses include: Secured Transactions, Business Organizations, Taxation, Wills, and Evidence. Now in its 36th year, Cooley continues to graduate large classes of well qualified, well prepared lawyers. Cooley’s good reputation will continue to grow as more and more graduates achieve success in the legal profession.

Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.

Jim must have worked his butt off because he survived his first term at "Thomas M Cooley Law School".

by Tax Laywer DTP February 19, 2010

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cooley middle school

Cooley is a great school but people think it’s where kids will be fake don’t get me wrong they are but will also say you’ll find a hoe..... but Once you know the school you’ll know Some teachers can be strict and rude but over it’s an okay school. People just misjudged it sometimes!!

What ppl think:
Bethany: Hey Martha hows Cooley Middle School
Martha: Everyone is fake and act like hoes
Bethany: Oh shit

Reality:
Bethany: Hey Martha hows Cooley Middle School
Martha: It’s not that bad tbh
Bethany: Oh shit

by Cooley Middle School September 23, 2019

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