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Cooch coon 

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting
“Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.
Cooch coon by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018

Cooch cooch 

When a girl has a dirty, nasty give it to anybody vagina.
Guy #1: Damn.... do you see that girl over there??
Guy #2: Nah bro don’t talk to her , she got that cooch cooch
Cooch cooch by Kacee6 March 23, 2018

Dyke Cooch Cookoff 

A mirror to the everpresent term "pissing contest" between men engaged in a verbal or personal (or oft physical) arguement, just make it female. And lesbian.
Sara (a lesbian) had a heated Dyke Cooch Cookoff outside the bar with her ex partner after she found out that Midge, and her new found love, left her with the tab for the food and the taxi after the bad news.

cooch (or coochie)

Of or pertaining to a woman's sexual orifices or region. Not usually used in a derogatory or derisive fashion. Rather, the meaning has subtle references to pleasure and often of respect or reverence.
Plural - coochies -
Hist. - derivation of 20's and 30's Entertainers known as "Hoochie -Coochie Girls."
After a long session with her fiance, speaking of her own anatomy, L'Keisha said,
"I am so tired and funky... I just can't wait to jump into a hot tub, scrub myself good and clean my coochie!"

coochicooing 

cuddling or making out especially in public
look at those love birds coochicooing in broad daylight!
coochicooing by Smartgal September 23, 2005

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.
“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”