Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

The Boa Constrictor

Part of the penis showing game...

-The act of a man wrapping his penis around his testicles and pulling tight to resemble a Boa Constrictor choking a mouse to death.

"You got me good with brains... ill hit you with some new shit..." Later on that day 'Ha bitch check that shit out i call it The Boa Constrictor'

by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009

Broa constrictor

It's a bro who bros with the best of them, but as the friendship develops, he becomes possessive in his utlilization of the bro code. He questions who you bro with and fundamentally how you bro.

Bryce was chill at first. We watched some games, crushed some beers, but this one night, I said I had to peace out early to go get it in with Connor's cousin and he went all broa constrictor on me.

by CandyReid November 18, 2016

boa constrictor

when a man takes his penis and wraps it around the base of the scrotum,protruding the testicles, showing similarities to a boa constricting its prey.

A. yo bro check out this boa constrictor!
B. eww gross

by tmfrb September 16, 2009

LMOA constrictor

(el-em-OAH-kon-strik-tur) A word used to describe a level of lol in which one has a metaphorical snake coming out of their anus.

Dude... When I saw Justin's attempt to triforce I had an LMOA constrictor.

by Birfdae Boy December 21, 2010

Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 24, 2015

Constrictopus

Someone who incredibly tightly wraps all their limbs around another persons full body in an attempt to cuddle for prolonged amounts of time.

“My partner is such a constrictopus! I couldn’t even scratch my nose for an hour!”

by PieniKissa February 6, 2019